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很多人都覺得英語學(xué)習(xí)枯燥無味，其實英語中有很多有趣且意想不到的“梗”。下面，就讓小北帶你一起學(xué)習(xí)！

Joke 1 

silly joke

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because 7 8 9.

Joke 2 

silly joke

Why didn’t the shark swallow the clown fish?

Because it tasted funny.

Taste funny: 嘗起來很奇怪

Clown：小丑 （小丑一般很funny）

Joke 3 

silly joke

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with No body. 

沒有身體 

Nobody to go with. 

沒人陪

Joke 4 

knock knock jokes

需要有人配合 

A: knock knock 

B: Who’s there? 

A: xxx 

B: xxx who?

Knock knock joke 例子1

A: knock knock 

B: Who’s there? 

A: Yah .

B: Yah who?

 A: No, I prefer google.

Knock knock joke 例子2

A: knock knock 

B: Who’s there? 

A: Doctor.

B: Doctor who? 

A: You’ve seen that  TV show?

聽到一個笑話，感覺很好笑可以怎么回應(yīng)？

1. That’s funny .

2. That’s hilarious .

3. That’s clever .

4. The joke cracks me up .

5. Lol （laugh out loud 等于哈哈哈哈 網(wǎng)絡(luò)用語）

Joke 5  

story telling: conversation with God 

Man: “How long is a million years?” 

God: “To me, it’s about a minute” 

Man: “How much is a million dollars?”

God: “To me, it’s a penny” 

Man: “God may I have a penny?”

God: “Wait a minute”